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one time my sisters and i were driving around and we saw a mcdonald’s and the m was kind of loose because there was a bunch of wind

and my older sister was like “mel i dare you do go steal that m”

so of course i don’t back down from a dare and i pried the m loose from the sign and we stole that mcdonald’s m and we hung it outside of our house because our last name starts with m and it was clever okay

but the manager of that mcdonalds FOLLOWED US HOME TO OUR HOUSE and they came to our door a few hours later and my mom answered and the manager was like “…it’s peculiar that you have a mcdonald’s m outside of your house when ours got stolen”

and my mom was like “yeah what an odd coincidence”

and the manager came by like the next day and my mom answered again and the manager was like “alright we know what your fucking brat kids did” and my mom was like “my children would nEVER”

and she closed the door on her and she was like “marielle you little shit”
but then we took the m off of our house to throw off the manager and it’s in our garage now

but yeah i stole a big golden arch from mcdonald’s once

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Ok so my last year of high school this kid was really amazing at the pranks he was pulling. He left fish in the teachers rooms with notes say that they were from each other and had them confuses for like the whole day and shit like that. We were all really impressed until one of our teachers told us about his prank. When he was in high school his like three friends and him got drunk and drove by the the Big Boy which had the iconic statue of big boy in front it and so them in all of there drunken wisdom decided to steal it cause it would look better in the lunch room of there school. The big by was wrenched out of the ground, but in the back of the pick up truck and carried all the way to the front entrance of the school, where the three drunk boys then realized that it was to big to get through the doors, so they carried it all the way around the school and went though the shop door, left it in the middle of the lunch room and went home and passed out. When they got to school the next morning the firemen, police and superintendent has been called and they all stood around the big boy like the Whos on Christmas morning, wondering how is got there. Big boy stayed in the school until the end of the year because they could figure out how to get him out. Three drunk high school boy were better problem solvers then the firemen, police and school officials…

THEY STOLE A FUCKING BIG BOY

I’M CRYING

on time my grandad and his friends put at cow on the roof of their school and the school had to call the fire department the next day to get the cow off the roof because cows can’t walk down stairs

I heard from some old alumni from my school that one year someone let out four pigs for their senior prank and labelled them 1, 2, and 4, and the police started to panic because they couldn’t find the last pig

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and here it is.

my 24 hour comic

took 22 hours. and then a little longer for some edits but. I’ve still got another hour till my 24 is officially up, and I’m definitely gonna be snoozing.

For having no planning except a selkie design and a rough concept of the girl, I think I did alright. I definitely pushed my self to try new things and, I’m happy about that. there are some things I’d like to tweak but… NOPE! IM DONE!

I also learned how much I can get done when I don’t distract myself so much. have to figure out how to rein that in haha.

also, if you’re curious about the title! fun fact time thanks to wikipedia (so it may or may not be true)

Selkies (also known as silkies or selchies) are mythological creatures found in FaroeseIcelandic,[1] Irish,[2] and Scottish folklore. The word derives from earlier Scots selich, (from Old English seolh meaning seal)

okay. sleep time. 

goodnightttt!!

this was the cutest comic i’ve read in a long time <3 

(admin making up for lack of posts OTL ahh- i want to draw digitally so bad TTuTT but one of my amazing friends got me a new pen on amazon so hopefully that comes soon. Happy trails~! i’ve got some practicing to do with this stuff)

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